world war 2

I'm sat in a tank in a field in France 1943, drinking an excellent wine with my chum Algernon. Who piped up with "here George, any nazi's about?".
To which I replied "Not for a few days Algie".
"Right" he said "I'll be the lady this time".
"What are you talking about Algie? have you gone stark raving mad? ". I asked.
"Well, George I haven't seen a real woman for 62 weeks , I thought we could take turns"
"Take turns?" I questioned.
"Well you give me a proper seeing to and I return the favour".
"But we're in a tank, we'll spill the wine! And I'm not gay in the slightest."
At that moment the corporal and the sergeant major of our company pop their heads inside the tank.
"Hello Bitches, whose first for a stuffing?" asked The corporal.
"Well, the thing is I'm not gay and I'm drinking wine, sah. But Algie here will play hide the sausage by all accounts".
At that moment a jerry shell struck the tank and Killed the officers, and blew Algie in half!
"Ah well, game of cards then" He said.