My old chum Henry warner- smith was telling me about a lady friend of his called Miss E Cavanagh, apparently she's a right fucking old slag. Anyway, my associate Jeremy Farthingsworth telephoned me the other day, "George, I've got a new motor vehicle, you must see it."I asked him what it was-"A nissan blue micra, "But Jeremy" I replied "I didn't know you wanted to do the man-dance?", "What ever do you mean George?" So I said "Well, if you come round I'll show you, Jeremy".
He drove round my place and was paralysed for a short time afterwards.Bought a peugot immediately.
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I own a blue Nissan micra and have been outed by this story, you bastard Belloe!
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