Download 2007

Why on earth did nobody warn me of this godforsaken terrifying racket?
I just wanted to fucking simply sit on my deckchair, drink fine wine, and watch girlies.
I showed up early and put up my chair right at the front and commenced relaxing.
I was drinking a fine 1972 vintage, when suddenly a popular beat combo named "slayer" run on stage, blow out my fucking eardrums with a song entitled "Mandatory suicide".
Twenty thousand young people swarm over me, and my deckchair with me in it is thrown onto the stage .
I land by a chap called Tom Araya who is the singer and bass player.
He looks at me and doubles over laughing. I was going to get out of the chair and indulge in fisticuffs with him, when he shouted to the crowd"Who wants to see blood!!!!!!!!!!!???"
The eighty thousand strong crowd cheered at this. A rather large built man I later found out was called Kerry King, raised me and the chair above his head.
"Reign in Blood!!!!!!" Araya shouted as I was tossed into the baying throng of the crowd.
My blanket was shredded in seconds, and as I got thrown about I was sure I had been grabbed in my private place.
I eventually hit the back of the crowd and hit the ground as Slayer ended their set.
At that point I ran for my life. I reached a campsite full of young women and made love to all of them. some were rather "bristley" mind you.