On a plane

its 1991,
I'm on a flight to Amsterdam with my friends Reuben and Brian Clague.
suddenly there is an announcement from the captain about us being diverted to Rome.
"I need prozzies!!!!" shouted Brian who ran down the aisle and jumped out the door of the aircraft,whilst indulging in Onanism.
Reuben shouted" I need the Ganja!!!!!AIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!", as he threw himself out of the plane, via the door.
"Is that enough yet?" said the attractive lady under my blanket wiping her mouth."That was a tenner's worth George".
"Well, it'll have to do I suppose" I said as I extinguished my bifter.